I am sitting at my computer.....trying, struggling, forcing myself to write some new jokes. It ain't happening! I wish I was witty and clever and the perfect '6 minute' set would just tumble out of my brain and onto the paper....but it doesn't, it isn't, it won't. The problem is, I am trying to write a few jokes that have nothing...I repeat NOTHING, to do with sex, penis, my weight or food. I have those subject covered. I have a set on those topics. It is now time for me to write a brand new set........all that has happened thus far is that I have pulled out considerable amounts of my hair and am now wondering what I would look like with a comb-over.
To me SEX is hilarious! Nothing is funnier than a cheesy penis joke. Nothing comes easier than making fun of the opposite sex. Nothing is more natural than laughing at my own imperfections.
Okay, okay, time to buckle down...here it goes
So a dick, a vagina and a nipple walk into a bar.........
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