Wednesday, April 9, 2008

F@#$K! Why can't I think of any jokes that aren't dirty!??!!


I have been going over and over a few jokes for an upcoming gig....jokes that are clean, jokes that are wholesome....jokes that just aren't friggin' funny! I watch the comics on tv, they have no problem coming up with tight, half hour sets that have NO dirty or questionable content in them at all. So obviously it can be done, obviously it is not an impossable task....that is unless you are me! Cock! Penis! Vagina! Slut!...those are all funny words to me! Perhaps I should see a shrink. Maybe there is something very, very wrong with me. Of course....I blame my mother!

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