What a man wants for his birthday basically never changes. Whether he is 1 or 21, a man doesn't care what he gets for his birthday, all he really wants to do is play with the box.
(this is the part that needs to be tweaked) While a woman's present expectations get grander and grander with each birthday. When they are eight, they want sparkly nail polish....18 a necklace.....28 a diamond.......38 a diamond necklace......48 a trip to Cancun....58 a divorce....
I think the rise in gifts can be funny, just have to find the right gifts.
Hard to think today...babysitting my brother's girlfriend's two kiddies...forgot how exhausting toddlers can be. I have given them a tub full of toys...they have thrown EVERYTHING from the tub onto the floor and are demanding MORE toys...there was nothing in the tub good to play with! Then I made them lunch. Peanut butter sandwiches (they didn't like them), okay, so how about cheese and crackers and pickles (nope don't like that either, but are willing to lick all the crackers and put them back on the plate), alright, how about hotdogs (na, but we will chew on the ends of them, then throw them because we don't like them!).
I left the food on the table, with two pieces of cake...when they are hungry enough, they will eat what's there. I wonder...does Satan wear pampers?
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