Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I'm performing at a strip club!


.....no, not to dance...to perform comedy!
I guess the strip club is trying to turn over a new leaf and have decided to bring in a comedy show once a month.....ya, cause that's the logical next move. Fire the dancers and bring in comedians....makes sense to me! (insert sarcastic laugh here). Even though they no longer bring in dancers, smack-dab in the middle of the stage there still stands the pole......I may just have to see what magical moves I can make on it! (that should be comical!) Wish me luck.....it should be an interesting night indeed!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Toronto's a pain in my neck!





I arrived safe and sound yesterday in Toronto after a four hour train ride. I don't really mind the train ride....especially this time because sitting next to me was a young lad that I used to work with at Giant Tiger. We laughed, giggled and shared stories the entire ride.

For about a week now I have had an extremely sore and stiff neck....making it hard to turn my head and enjoy a comfortable nights sleep. It was feeling a bit better before I set off on my journey to the big city of T.O.....but this morning when I woke up.......my stiff muscles are worse than ever. Usually I sleep like a baby in Shelley's bed (her bed is simply glorious and I get the bed all to myself which is a treat for me....my hubby and I share a three-quarter bed....talk about cramped quarters!) but after a night spent tossing and turning and tossing some more...I am moving like a zombie in one of those low budget horror movies.

I am going to really try and work the muscles today by perhaps doing some exercises (what? did I just say I was going to exercise?) Tomorrow night is the big Fulll Bawdy Show......http://www.fullbawdycomedy.com....and in the show I dance on stage in spanex pants....now is NOT a good time for me to have a stiff neck. I can't dance when all my muscles are agile....not sure if I can even cha-cha with out turning my head!
Cross your fingers, say your prayers that by tomorrow night I am at least semi-mobile!


Enjoy the sunshine that today has brought!
signed.......Still waiting to be discovered

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

giggles....









Was cruising on photobucket.... wonderful site to get pictures from...found some that made me giggle....and what good is giggle if you can't share it!?!














Thursday, April 9, 2009

A BIG show I am proud to be a part of......



Host:
"THE FULL BAWDY COMEDY SHOW"
Type:
Music/Arts - Performance
Network:
Global
Date:
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Time:
9:00pm - 11:00pm
Location:
The Studio @ Hamilton Place
Street:
101 York Blvd
City/Town:
Hamilton, ON
Phone:
9055277666
Email:
reservations@fullbawdycomedy.com
Description
Hamilton Place and Shelley Marshall in co production are Proud to Present , the Back by Popular Demand!The Full Bawdy Comedy ShowThis Comedic, Burlesque, Musical show will shock Women into reality and Men into discovery! Among the stellar cast are Canadian Comedy Award Winners , Sandra Battaglini, Nikki Payne and Renne Percy; All recent receipients of this prestigious accolade. Actress and writer Precious Chong, recently received rave reviews for her smash hit “Zdenka Now”And Melissa D'Agostino best known for her ravely reviewed "Lupe" , while Kristin McGregor clowns around stage flaunting her famous characters featured at last year’s Toronto Fringe Festival. Also on the bill is the dynamic , Erica Scott , Named "Ottawa's Rising Star" and Musical Guest named "View Magazine's Reader's Choice Female Artist of the year" Ginger St James. Producer/Host of The Full Bawdy Comedy Show and recently back from her North American Tour, opening for Puppetry of the Penis, Shelley Marshall named “Best New Discovery” by Now Magazine, is always creating and celebrating all forms of comedy. Come Celebrate Canadian Comedy!tickets ON SALE NOW!!http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/10004269C1F88898?artistid=1305047&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=53

such a liar!


Crap! I am such a frigin' liar! I come on here and say that I PROMISE that I will faithfully write my blog....that lasted one day! ONE FRIGIN' DAY! And it is not as though I have a valid excuse....like both my hands were horribly burnt rescuing a baby bear from a forest fire and I am unable to type.....or that pirana's ate off all my fingers while I was pulling a young boy out of the water and into the safe arms of his mother and that is why I could not type a blog. NO excuses...just laziness! Pure and simple. Okay, so let's try this again......I promise to write in this blog every day....okay maybe not every day but EVERY week!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Never too old to punk it up....right?


I'll be 39 this year.


I'm no spring chicken.



Do I feel old?



Somedays.



Do I look old?



Somedays.



Today I went and got a new hair-doo....a faux-hawk.



A fake mohawk.



Why?



Why not?!



I'm not a prissy girl.


I'm not a delicate girl.


I'm not a girlie-girl.


My faux-hawk suites me.


I love it.


The funny part is, I am getting TONNES of compliments...but not from they young, hip crowd....FROM OLD LADIES! I mean ladies with silver hair, wrinkles and who cash a retirement cheque. They love the doo! I am liberating old ladies! I love it!

Friday, March 6, 2009

liar, liar, pants on fire!


Big thumbs down to me. I said I was going to faithfully blog.....I lied. Okay, okay, I honestly swear that I am going to honestly attempt to blog on a regular basis! I swear! Cross my heart!



Tonight I am taking my 14 year old daughter to the movies...where she will be meeting her boyfriend...the two of them are going to see a show together. Pretty harmless. Right? As long as she doesn't do half the stuff I used to do when I was her age...everything should be all right. Hmmmmm....maybe I'll watch the movie with them....just to be safe!